Set me free
Girl, UK, trying very hard to recover!

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

do-not-touch-my-food:

Cookie Butter Granola

hey man you look good today
oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment
[slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

(Source: xcyst)