Set me free
Girl, 19, UK, trying very hard to recover

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.


thevoicecalledcheesecake:

I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.


greed:

i really want to make ‘cool beans’ a thing again 


twinklepowderysnow:

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yes good now 2 draw the eyelashes

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perfect


unstartling:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

wackshackmember:

This is what mental illness feels like.

ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny