Set me free
Girl, 19, UK, trying very hard to recover

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

(Source: elouvator)


heart:

TAKE THIS ADVICE. NEVER FORGET TO BRING YOUR CHAPSTICK LIP BALM VASELINE WHATEVER YOU USE IF YOU EASILY GET DRIED LIPS. HAVE 10 EXTRAS IN DIFFERENT BACKPACKS OR PURSES. IT IS HELL GOING THROUGH A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT IT. I TELL YOU PLEASE


pomfette:

if you miss someone who does not miss you, or who is no good for you, or is unattainable, take all the love you once felt for them and spread it around other places. put your love in worthwhile people and things, turn the romance in to passions for hobbies or admiration for others- enrich your own life. focus on yourself and those who actively make you happy.


dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

(Source: luxvriously)